In my third instalment of this increasingly less funny series, we look at how popular auditor and blogger Norman Marks might make a PBJ sandwich. How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich: Norman Marks Add jam and peanut butter to bread. Perform a self-assessment to determine if that was actually peanut butter, jam and bread. Check off [...]
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How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich: Norman Marks
Posted in Humour, PBJ Sandwich, Uncategorized, tagged how to make a peanut butter sandwich, Norman Marks, Tim Leech on January 19, 2012 | 6 Comments »
Tips on writing a zombie evacuation memo
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Amanda Ripley, BCM, BCP, CDC, disasters, evacuation, zombie on October 31, 2011 | 1 Comment »
One of the biggest risks about evacuating your office in the event of an emergency is getting people to actually evacuate safely. You can send all the emails you want about procedures but like the boy who cried were(wolf) sometimes we hear the warning alarms so frequently that when we really have to evacuate [...]
Another Riskczar honour
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged award, best blog, blog, PMP Certification Training, risk management on June 27, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Last week I received an email from PMP Certification Training letting me know that Riskczar.com was named to their list of 50 Best Risk Management Blogs. When I started bringing you Riskczar’s Blog, I was happy to see that folks were reading and leaving comments. Getting acknowledged in any way, especially like this, is a [...]
Hockey risk management: Watching too much on tv can kill you
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged hockey, NHL, risk management, tv on June 15, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Even before the slew of recent severe concussions in the NHL (it’s all the rage since Sidney Crosby got his) or fractures to cervical vertebra, we knew that hockey was hazardous to the health of those who played the game. But did we know it is hazardous to those who watch it too? According to [...]
In Flanders fields
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Flanders fields, McCrae, Remembrance Day, Veteran's Day on November 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved, and were loved, and now we lie In [...]
I’m not dead yet
Posted in Humour, Politics, Sports, Uncategorized, tagged Arbor, death and taxes, HST, Riskczar on September 10, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
This story in today’s Globe and Mail kills me. I guess it’s true what they say about death and taxes. If you were looking at the financial data from Toronto-based funeral company, Arbor, you might think that people were dropping dead left and right in Canada recently. Is swine flu claiming lives? Are Leaf fans [...]
An Elin rant
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Elin, Tiger Woods on August 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Poor, poor Elin. I am not condoning Tiger’s actions or mocking her pain but I think she’s done much better than most divorced mothers, immigrants and ex-nannies. “I’ve been through hell,” she said. “It’s hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden — was it a lie? You’re struggling because it [...]
Self immolation risk and mitigation
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged G20, immolate, water cannon, Wipeout on June 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Siri Agrell of the Globe and Mail reports about a man who will self-immolate at the G20 - when the PM of India is here - to protest the 1984 Sikh genocide. The Integrated Security Unit noted that their officers are trained to react to these sorts of things. But I bet this is the actual reason the [...]
Army of Darkness 2 – Revenge on the G20
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged Army of Darkness, Ash, G20 on June 24, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
The Toronto Star reports:”Toronto police arrested a 53-year-old man on the Esplanade in downtown Toronto Thursday afternoon and confiscated a chainsaw, sledgehammer, four baseball bats, a crossbow and fuel canisters from his car.” What! Doesn’t this sound like the stuff you’d find in Ash’s car in Army of Darkness or Evil Dead 2?
